Taylor Swift, you are really getting on my nerves now + other stuff

Today in the Swift/Kennedy saga:

Taylor Swift, 22, flew her boyfriend Conor Kennedy, 18, out to Nashville to spend a few days with her.

I have quite a few concerns about this whole situation.

1) If this kid is 18 years old then HOW exactly is he a junior at Deerfield Academy? I know a lot of kids at Dartmouth who graduated from this place and they're all the same age as me. I didn't turn 18 until I was a senior in high school. I'm not saying he's stupid but he might be if he doesn't attend class.

2) WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? Taylor, I know you didn't go to high school, or boarding school for that matter, but you can't just pull your boyfriend out of school because you missed him. Get real, girlfriend, GET REAL. It's been MAYBE a week, TRY SIX MONTHS YOU HARLOT. I'm kidding, you're not a harlot, but you do need a healthy dose of reality check.

3) His dad is okay with this? Like what's the deal, dude? I know your wife just died and you're not reading my blog but COME ON (Gob voice).

Maybe I am just not rich or privileged enough to understand the reasoning behind any of this.

Other things that have really got my goat:

- Prince Harry's nakey nakey pix in Vegas

• Why in the motherlovin' world would the Royal family ever be mad about this? IT'S FABULOUS. Be naked more often, Harry. The world heartily approves.
• But if you were doing cocaine, Harry, I really can't defend you/ For shame.

- Republicans (especially Mary Fallin)

• Do you not know what context means? Or fact checking? I swear you people are the biggest bunch of turds I've ever had the displeasure of viewing on my television. To quote Fogel, er I mean...McLovin', "Read a f***ing book for once."
• AND you, Mary Fallin, I'm embarrassed to even say I'm from Oklahoma because of you. I can't believe the lies and utter nonsense that just pours from your mouth. Did too much hairspray seep into your brain or something? Do you even read the newspaper (not the Oklahoman)? Or do you only know how to regurgitate what other people tell you?

- Car shopping

• If you don't have to do it, don't.

Links pertinent to this post:

Taylor Swift Being Clingy | It's ain't healthy, baybeh